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Wheres Wally?

Jake has reattached his testicles but forgot about his penis.

Take Off Your Pants and Jacket

On the way to Porthmadog for a drunken few days, we reminisce at why Matty can no longer drink brandy.

Now lets be honest about this…

Those of you who have been with us since the beginning – 2005 – will know that when it comes to procrastination, we are the kings. Because as many things have changed since March 2005, one thing hasnt. The fact we are right lazy bastards! And updating doesnt come quite so naturally to us.

If you dont know us, we were six, seven or eight kids from Manchester, UK (to be honest, I dont actually remember how many of us there were) who decided wed rip off the Motorola This is my MotoMovie advert and use it as a stage for us to film what we do. And that, in general, was just stupid things that we did. Whether it was hitting someone over the head with a UV light that contains mercury, shooting each other with BB guns (I think they were) or divers fins (trust me, they hurt).

Now this is more of a comedy video project. With less alcohol in our systems, masochism is alot more daunting! So now we take on videos thatll just make you laugh.

So heres the deal

Were not going to pretend were back for good, or anything like that. What we promise is that well happily upload to YouTube and write on Twitter and here when were active, and when were not – this site will sit here as it is. Simple as that.

Besides, with all these fancy things like RSS feeds, YouTube and Twitter that you can subscribe and follow us on, theres no reason why you wont know when were around.

Enjoy, kids.

albanie.

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